12/25/2022 0 Comments Games like pet city![]() “In the summer time, my pet coon, Moon, loved to climb up my leg and onto my shoulder to watch me wash dishes while wearing shorts that was very uncomfortable.” “His liver broke all of the promises she made to him.”Īpparently, he turned to alcoholism–and his liver identifies as female. Maybe after a little bonging (or Wordsworth), you’ll appreciate these next few from the “Is this a dream?” category: “With his thought-provoking verses, Wordsworth is often known as the Pot of Nature.” “I figured that my brother could teach me to drive, and we would get our brother-sister bonging time while learning from each other.” “Some areas of the medical field reek more than others.” My wife and daughters would concur with that sentiment, especially after I’ve had Mexican food. “All men have an air around them that the majority of women I know would disagree with.” ![]() The next group comes from what I call the “tru dat” category: “During the process of trying to find a cure, I had undergone several colonoscopies, which is where the doctor incinerates a small camera up the patient’s gluteus maximus and takes pictures of their Colin.” Student writers are always looking out for their pets–unless the pets are grouses. “Pet owners should not use toothpaste made from humans as it could give the pet an upset stomach.” I’m not sure what that writer has against grouses. “Many people think of organ donation as a grouse disfiguring procedure” “In the second stanza of the poem, the speaker is telling a little boy to stop crying while he’s getting his head shaved off.” These first specimens come from the “unintentionally violent/gruesome” category: I truly love them all – the students, I mean. ![]() Take, for example, these 100% real writing samples I’ve collected from my students over the years. ![]()
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